Saturday, 4 October 2008

Come to my Christmas Party on January 25th

I received a ridiculous letter this morning from the garage I bought my car from. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of buying from a main dealer but hey ho...

(Names have been changed to protect the Guilty)

01 October 2008

The G-Man, Essex UK

The £1 Million give away

This is not a circular, you are a nominated customer requested by My Chairman (sic) to receive a special discount/deal.

Dear G-Man

Our Chairman, Cyril Cigar-Chomper, has asked me to contact you regarding some good new about the above event.

Please see the accompanying letter for further information

Could you please call me on 123456 to confirm your appointment

Yours blah...

Harry Hand-Wringer

Used car Salesman

Fair enough, you might think. Anyway, here's a quote from said attached letter, from Cyril Cigar-Chomper no less:

As a loyal customer of Big Garage I would like to invite you to this exclusive event being held at all of our Big Garage dealerships from 19th - 30th September 2008.

OK, so you want me to come to your event, which finished the day before you wrote the invite. Cheers!

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