I received a ridiculous letter this morning from the garage I bought my car from. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of buying from a main dealer but hey ho...
(Names have been changed to protect the Guilty)
01 October 2008
The G-Man, Essex UK
The £1 Million give away
This is not a circular, you are a nominated customer requested by My Chairman (sic) to receive a special discount/deal.
Dear G-Man
Our Chairman, Cyril Cigar-Chomper, has asked me to contact you regarding some good new about the above event.
Please see the accompanying letter for further information
Could you please call me on 123456 to confirm your appointment
Yours blah...
Harry Hand-Wringer
Used car Salesman
Fair enough, you might think. Anyway, here's a quote from said attached letter, from Cyril Cigar-Chomper no less:
As a loyal customer of Big Garage I would like to invite you to this exclusive event being held at all of our Big Garage dealerships from 19th - 30th September 2008.
OK, so you want me to come to your event, which finished the day before you wrote the invite. Cheers!
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